Post by Jeremiah Hill on May 19, 2015 19:17:53 GMT
1. Memphis Grizzlies - D'Angelo Russell - All bigs just shoot threes and block shots nowadays. This year proves that in order to compete you need elite wings. IRL Golden State, Cleveland remain in the playoffs, while deep front court teams like Chicago and Memphis are at home watching. D'Angelo Russell is going to be an elite SG in the league and will be the #1 overall pick.
2. Boston Celtics - Emmanuel Mudiay - An athletic combo guard will pair well with Joel Embiid in the pick and roll.
3. Minnesota Timberwolves - Karl Towns - Walt shits himself and gets the steal of the draft at #3.
4. New York Knicks - Jahliil Okafor - Spike gets a Duke tattoo.
5. Cleveland Cavaliers - Kristaps Porzingis - Cleveland jumps at the opportunity to get the next Dirk Nowitzki, currently the most dominant player in D5.
6. Washington Wizards - Justise Winslow - Gets a clear steal right here, just a month ago there was #1 overall hype for Winslow.
7. Atlanta Hawks - Mario Hezonja - Takes a capable wing.
8. New Orleans Pelicans - Stanley Johnson - Brian wiffs on this pick by looking at a players body more than their actual talent level.
9. Boston Celtics - Willie Caullie Stein - He takes his 3rd big off the bench and doesn't look back.
10. Minnesota Timberwolves - Frank Kaminsky - If anyone isn't going to underrate Kaminsky just because he's white it will be Walt and he'll be very happy with the most underrated prospect in the draft.
11. Detroit Pistons - Kelly Oubre - Detroit plays it safe and takes the guy who's still high up on Draft Express's board.
12. Boston Celtics - Everyone gets pissed because this pick will come up when Ian is asleep and we'll all have to wait. He then picks Devin Booker that will go down as probably his worst pick ever.
13. LA Lakers - He thinks that Kemba Walker is as good as Goran Dragic so it seems fitting that he'd think that Myles Turner goofy skinny ass will be good.
14. New Orleans Pelicans - Sam Dekker - He'll get the most average prospect on the planet who will probably have 5 good playoff games in his career that will justify him being rated an 88 at some point.
2. Boston Celtics - Emmanuel Mudiay - An athletic combo guard will pair well with Joel Embiid in the pick and roll.
3. Minnesota Timberwolves - Karl Towns - Walt shits himself and gets the steal of the draft at #3.
4. New York Knicks - Jahliil Okafor - Spike gets a Duke tattoo.
5. Cleveland Cavaliers - Kristaps Porzingis - Cleveland jumps at the opportunity to get the next Dirk Nowitzki, currently the most dominant player in D5.
6. Washington Wizards - Justise Winslow - Gets a clear steal right here, just a month ago there was #1 overall hype for Winslow.
7. Atlanta Hawks - Mario Hezonja - Takes a capable wing.
8. New Orleans Pelicans - Stanley Johnson - Brian wiffs on this pick by looking at a players body more than their actual talent level.
9. Boston Celtics - Willie Caullie Stein - He takes his 3rd big off the bench and doesn't look back.
10. Minnesota Timberwolves - Frank Kaminsky - If anyone isn't going to underrate Kaminsky just because he's white it will be Walt and he'll be very happy with the most underrated prospect in the draft.
11. Detroit Pistons - Kelly Oubre - Detroit plays it safe and takes the guy who's still high up on Draft Express's board.
12. Boston Celtics - Everyone gets pissed because this pick will come up when Ian is asleep and we'll all have to wait. He then picks Devin Booker that will go down as probably his worst pick ever.
13. LA Lakers - He thinks that Kemba Walker is as good as Goran Dragic so it seems fitting that he'd think that Myles Turner goofy skinny ass will be good.
14. New Orleans Pelicans - Sam Dekker - He'll get the most average prospect on the planet who will probably have 5 good playoff games in his career that will justify him being rated an 88 at some point.