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Post by Andrei Kirilenko on May 11, 2014 21:57:22 GMT
Salt Lake City The Utah Jazz announced earlier today that the team would be renaming its arena. Formerly the Delta Airlines Arena, the Energy Solutions Arena, home of the Jazz, was renamed in 2006 after the nuclear waste company. Capping off a transition into the "Bad Boy" Jazz era, the organization released a statement to the media about a complete re-branding of the arena: "The Utah Jazz organization has ended its relationship with EnergySolutions and has taken a step in a new direction. We are proud to announce that our home will now be called the Salty Spitoon, referencing the city (Salt Lake City), as well as the amount of saltiness that the rest of the league has regarding our team. The transition will take place immediately."Lance Stephenson, the outspoken leader of the Jazz, had this to say when we asked him about the change: "I don't give a f**k what they call it" In related news, rumors are circling around the Minnesota Timberwolves organization that the team will take a similar route in re-branding it's Target Center. Several sources have told us that the new Timberwolves arena will be called "Weenie Hut Juniors" and that the re-branding will take place immediately.
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Post by Walt Frazier on May 12, 2014 1:49:59 GMT
The Timberwolves can confidently express that the Jazz Organization are spreading false rumors, and would also like to let the league know that Mr. Barber's comments should always be taken with a grain of salt (you're welcome).
The lack of credibility here is incredible, you vile wanker!
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Post by Ian Noble on May 12, 2014 9:39:23 GMT
The lack of credibility here is incredible, you vile wanker! This sentence is fantastic.
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Post by Walt Frazier on May 12, 2014 13:03:20 GMT
I thought you especially might like it Ian.
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