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Post by Jeremiah Hill on Apr 1, 2014 15:11:44 GMT
It's coming through the wire that Michael Beasley, Greg Oden and James Johnson are headed out of town in a deal with the Portland Trail Blazers. When asked Greg Oden had this to say to say about his homecoming going back to Portland "....." -Unfortunately we couldn't hear him over the sound of his creaking knees. So we decided to catch up with Memphis's favorite black Elvis Presley impersonator Jared Stevens for his opinions on the matter. "Listen here baby I've got to be honest trading Beasley is something that's always on my mind, but if I had it my way it seems like if we were gonna tank he was the guy to lead the crew but that's alright. As it stands the team is just all shook up and my message to the GM is I'm counting on you to make this work. Now, a little less conversation Mr. Reporter I've got to get back to work" Grizzlies star Anderson "Wild Thing" Varejao had this to say of Beasley: "I've never had anything bad to say about another player in the NBA, EVER. But that dude is a douchebag man"
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