Post by Hanamichi Sakuragi on Oct 19, 2023 1:52:14 GMT
Cleveland Trade:
74 Moritz Wagner $3,500,000
Milwaukee Trade:
Nothing
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I am here today to announce a trade that will shake the very foundations of our NBA simulation league. A trade so bold, so daring, so revolutionary, that it will leave your heads spinning and your jaws on the floor.
I am here to announce that I am trading Moritz Wagner for nothing.
Why?
You may be asking yourself, "Why would you trade Moritz Wagner for nothing?" The answer is simple: because it is what it is,
Wagner is a 6'11" power forward who has played in the NBA for three seasons. In his career, he has averaged 5.6 points and 2.7 rebounds per game. He is a subpar shooter, a defender, and a rebounder.
But why trade him for nothing?
By trading Wagner for nothing, I am freeing up a roster spot that I can use to sign a better player. I am also clearing up salary cap space that I can use to make other moves.
But more importantly, I am sending a message to the rest of the league. I am saying that I am not afraid to make big moves. I am saying that I am not afraid to think outside the box. I am saying that I am not afraid to be bold.
This trade will have a major impact on our league. First, it will send a signal to other teams that they need to be careful when trading with me. I am not afraid to walk away from a deal if I don't think it's fair, even if it means trading a player for nothing.
Second, this trade will free up a roster spot and salary cap space that I can use to improve my team. I am confident that I can use these assets to sign a player who will make a significant impact on my team's success.
Finally, this trade will show the rest of the league that I am serious about winning. I am not here to play around. I am here to win a championship.
In conclusion, I am trading Moritz Wagner for nothing because he is a fine basketball player and because I am a serious. This trade will have a major impact on our league, and it will bring me one step closer to my goal of winning a championship.
Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "But Bard, Moritz Wagner is a young player with potential."
Well, let me tell you something. Potential is overrated. There are hundreds of players in the NBA with potential. But how many of them actually pan out?
Wagner has had three years to prove himself, and he has failed. He is not a good basketball player. He is a liability on both ends of the court.
And even if Wagner does eventually develop into a decent player, it's not going to be anytime soon. I am a championship contender now. I don't have time to wait for Wagner to develop.
I need to win now. And that's why I am trading him for nothing.
Now, I know what some of you are also thinking. You're thinking, "But Bard, you're giving up a valuable asset for nothing."
Well, let me tell you something else. There is no such thing as a valuable asset in this league. Every player is expendable.
If I can trade Moritz Wagner for a better player, or for salary cap space that I can use to sign a better player, then I will do it without hesitation.
I am not afraid to make bold moves. I am not afraid to think outside the box. I am not afraid to be unpopular.
I am only afraid of one thing: losing.
And that is why I am trading Moritz Wagner for nothing.
Finally, a Message to the Other GMs
To the other GMs in this league, I say this: be afraid. Be very afraid.
I am not playing games. I am here to win. And I will do whatever it takes to win.
-bard
74 Moritz Wagner $3,500,000
Milwaukee Trade:
Nothing
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I am here today to announce a trade that will shake the very foundations of our NBA simulation league. A trade so bold, so daring, so revolutionary, that it will leave your heads spinning and your jaws on the floor.
I am here to announce that I am trading Moritz Wagner for nothing.
Why?
You may be asking yourself, "Why would you trade Moritz Wagner for nothing?" The answer is simple: because it is what it is,
Wagner is a 6'11" power forward who has played in the NBA for three seasons. In his career, he has averaged 5.6 points and 2.7 rebounds per game. He is a subpar shooter, a defender, and a rebounder.
But why trade him for nothing?
By trading Wagner for nothing, I am freeing up a roster spot that I can use to sign a better player. I am also clearing up salary cap space that I can use to make other moves.
But more importantly, I am sending a message to the rest of the league. I am saying that I am not afraid to make big moves. I am saying that I am not afraid to think outside the box. I am saying that I am not afraid to be bold.
This trade will have a major impact on our league. First, it will send a signal to other teams that they need to be careful when trading with me. I am not afraid to walk away from a deal if I don't think it's fair, even if it means trading a player for nothing.
Second, this trade will free up a roster spot and salary cap space that I can use to improve my team. I am confident that I can use these assets to sign a player who will make a significant impact on my team's success.
Finally, this trade will show the rest of the league that I am serious about winning. I am not here to play around. I am here to win a championship.
In conclusion, I am trading Moritz Wagner for nothing because he is a fine basketball player and because I am a serious. This trade will have a major impact on our league, and it will bring me one step closer to my goal of winning a championship.
Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "But Bard, Moritz Wagner is a young player with potential."
Well, let me tell you something. Potential is overrated. There are hundreds of players in the NBA with potential. But how many of them actually pan out?
Wagner has had three years to prove himself, and he has failed. He is not a good basketball player. He is a liability on both ends of the court.
And even if Wagner does eventually develop into a decent player, it's not going to be anytime soon. I am a championship contender now. I don't have time to wait for Wagner to develop.
I need to win now. And that's why I am trading him for nothing.
Now, I know what some of you are also thinking. You're thinking, "But Bard, you're giving up a valuable asset for nothing."
Well, let me tell you something else. There is no such thing as a valuable asset in this league. Every player is expendable.
If I can trade Moritz Wagner for a better player, or for salary cap space that I can use to sign a better player, then I will do it without hesitation.
I am not afraid to make bold moves. I am not afraid to think outside the box. I am not afraid to be unpopular.
I am only afraid of one thing: losing.
And that is why I am trading Moritz Wagner for nothing.
Finally, a Message to the Other GMs
To the other GMs in this league, I say this: be afraid. Be very afraid.
I am not playing games. I am here to win. And I will do whatever it takes to win.
-bard