Spencer Dinwiddie - MEM

[Alex English]

^{Memphis Grizzlies - Spencer Dinwiddie}

Spencer Dinwiddie will join the Memphis Grizzlies. He has agreed to a 3 year contract worth $4,038,281. The final year is a team option

Year 1: $1,250,000
Year 2: $1,343,750
Year 3: $1,444,531 (TO)

Spencer decided on Memphis despite having multiple max contract offers. In our first player/agent meeting he specifically told me, "I want to go to Memphis. I want to fuck that Carrie Underwood chick. Country music is straight fire and that girl's tits are magical." No matter how many times I tried to convince him to sign one of his max offers he wouldn't do it. He only wanted to go to the Grizzlies and this is all they would offer.

So Spencer is off to Memphis to fulfill his dream of fucking Carrie Underwood. Wish him luck, and make sure you don't mention that Carrie lives in Nashville, and not Memphis.

[Jeremiah Hill]

Karl Towns has offered to take road trips and wingman for Spencer on 3 day home breaks.

[Vlade Divac]

Carrie Underwood learned from Taylor Swift and wrote a song about Spencer Dinwiddie: