You have a team that can stop losing no matter what and a GM who keeps making his team worse for this season so the reality might be better than the dream.
Moving teague for badly rated players because im actually walt under another account
Damn Collins, who ARE'NT you on this site?? Billy, Josh, Walt... Next thing I know, I'll be finding out that you're also Blake Bowman and that everything I thought I knew was actually just an extremely long, detailed, and efficient coma dream, as I wake up in my hospital bed in the year 2015! Little did I know, my doctor-nurse-dude, ADAM COLLINS, was an extreme basketball fan with multiple personalities who would rant about what he would do if he ran every team in his own, more exciting NBA; that my poor comatosed brain just fixed this place together out of the words it was fed as my body laid unconsciously in my bed; and most upsettingly, that none of you actually exist, except as the characters in my imaginary Internet land of make believe, except for Dr.N.Dude. Adam Collins!
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Now, fully conscious, inspired, and wealthy, thanks to a settlement from the cause of my injury (Bill Gates' lawyers ain't got nothing on myself when I'm representing myself), I MUST make a movie, and it MUST be called "Sim League: The Simulation of Everything", which will go on to see various cast and crew members nominated and win numerous awards from within the industry, as well as from the "choice awards", the film will then become the greatest ever; the day it is released it is officially crowned "the greatest film of all time" by Roger Ebert, as well as being refered to as "the most beautiful non-pornographic film that I have ever been blessed by Elohim himself to have seen" by the widely respected A.O. Scott:
Cast:
As Blake Bowman (Young-RL): David Henry
As Blake Bowman (Old-RL): Chris Pratt -MTV NOMINATED-
As Blake Bowman (D5): Ryan Gosling -Oscar NOMINATED/SAG/Kid's Choice/Teen's Choice WON-
As Adam Collins (RL): Michael Keaton -Oscar NOMINATED/SAG/People's Choice WON-
As Adam Collins (D5): Jay Baruchel
As Ian Noble (Early D5): Eddie Redmayne -People's Choice/Oscar/SAG WON -
As Ian Noble (D5): Liam Neeson
As Vlade Divac: Jonah Hill
As JR Wiles (Normal): Adrien Brody -SAG/People's Choice WON-
As JR Wiles (Evil): CGI Dragon, voiced by Adrien Brody -CGI Awards/Voice Awards WON-
As Sam Bowie: Donald Glover -Grammy NOMINATED-
As Walt Frazier: Himself
As Josh Barber: Dave Franco
As Hanamichi Sakuragi: CGI Basketball Player, voiced by H. Jon Benjamin -CGI Awards WON-
As Charles Barkley: Himself -ESPYs WON-
As Allen Iverson: Chamillionaire -Razzie Award WON-
As Myro James: Michael B. Jordan
As Troy Bolten: Zach Efron
As Glenn Robinson: Himself
As Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: Himself
As Jay-Z: Tracy Morgan -BET Award WON-
As Magic Johnson: Himself
As Brian Scalabrine: Louis C.K.
As Ghazny Dimalen: Aziz Ansari
As Bryan Colangelo: Regan Burns
As Kevin Hollis: Kevin Hart -MTV NOMINATED-
As Chris Mullin: Dolph Ludgren
As Larry Bird: Himself
As Alex English: Karl Malone
As Danny Longley: Thomas James Longley
As Spike Lee: Himself
As Jeremiah Hill: Jerry "The King" Lawler -Slammy NOMINATED-
As James Kay: Carlos "Carly" "Carlito" Colón Jr.
As Mike Krzyzewski: Martin Short
As Dan Majerle: Ed O'Neill
As Clyde Drexler: J.B. Smoove
As Billy King: Mel Gibson - Oscar NOMINATED-
Narrated By: Paul Heyman -Slammy WON-
Also Featuring: Will Ferrell, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Emma Stone, Emma Roberts -MTV WON-, Julianne Moore, Hassan Whiteside, Chris Bosh, and many more!
Crew:
Directed By: Frank Oz/Rob Reiner -Oscar/SAG/People's Choice WON-
Produced By: Vincent McMahon Jr./Tyler Perry -SAG/Oscar NOMINATED/BET Award WON-
Screenplay By: Quentin Tarantino/M. Night Shyamalan -Oscar/SAG WON-
Story By: Blake Bowman -The Real MVP/GOAT WON-
Distributed By: WWE Films
Music By: Paul Simon/Elton John -Oscar/Grammy/People's Choice/SAG/Kid's Choice WON-
Tag-Line:
"He thought of them all as his brothers in sim; but they were merely dreams, conjured within."
It's basically just a revisited telling of what I typed up there about everything that's going to go down because Adam is basically a wizard genie doctor-nurse-dude, except this story will be narrated by Paul Heyman, filled with incredible stars and the greatest cast ever assembled; one new thing for the movie is the story of the creation of D5, which, since D5 never really existed, it'll just be about how Ian (Redmayne) was my (David Henry) first dream created from the words of Dr.N.Dude. Collins (Keaton) and from there he grabbed a dream cloud and a dream pen and started to develop the rules.
Then, with all of the success of the movie, I build a machine that makes you all real and I save you. But actually you were all just Adam Collins, so I have to make you into cyborgs, programmed uniquely so you're all you guys, then D5 becomes real and a sequel is made. Dr.N.Dude. Adam Collins ends up becomming the real life NBA Commisioner, because Adam Silver in the real world is a pro-badminton champion and Collins won Stern's raffle to be the Commisioner. Then, he makes it a rue that we are the GM's and not the real GM's and we are in the same situation we are in right now, but with sweet offices, tons of money, and no worry that we might all just be dream beings that only exist while someone else is in a terrible state of body and mind. Plus, since you're robots, you guys can do all of the salary calculations in your head so that none of the trades go against the cap rules.
However, JR's cyborg-robot gizmos start to accuse the other robots of running multi-control programs so that they can run multiple teams, going completely against the rules of the New Real D5. As JR goes about investigating the troublesome coding, he starts to notice a similarity in the base code that takes away the free will of all of your cyborgs, and he finds that they aren't using multi-control programs whatsoever, but are instead under the control of an evil computer virus called the "13¡II7 K!ñ€" virus, so we all must band together to eliminate this new pest from permanently controlling your teams. We find the code and enter it through a new computer program that allows us to delve deeper than any computer geek before us has dreamed of even seeing. We begin to decipher the language of the coding, when we realize that the code is locked tightly and we can clearly read the name of the file... "Fantasy Life Simulator". We send in Vlade and Alex to find the user guide so that we can know what we're dealing with. What they find shocks everyone, even me and Adam and we're not even cyborgs!
It is at this point that we find out that we are ALL just programs being run by one computer who is simulating EVERYTHING, and that is the twist (#MNightShyamalanStyle) that propels us to the climax of the film "Sim League: The Simulation of Everything", a movie that was ACTUALLY created by us, the D5 GMs, to turn the situation we will be currently living in, including the making of the other "Sim League" movies, the dream, the new NBA, the bad ass Dr.N.Dude. Adam Collins, the cyborgs, and the real life stuff with Multi-Gate (the controversial incident in which several league GMs have been accused of being the same person), into an epic somewhat-based-on-a-true-story, rom-com sports sci-fi foreign drama semi-animated bio-picture CLASSIC that we will then reap the rewards of, fiscally as well as in terms of the fame and name-recognition we will all have as the co-creators of the greatest film of all time. With these unprecedented riches (we could invest all of our money in VCRs, lose it all, and still have more money than all of the Western and Eastern Worlds put together), we will be able to start our own professional basketball league, the Dynasty Basketball Association, headed by Sir Ian Noble (knighted by her majesty, Queen [whoever-is-the-queen-at-this-time-in-the-future] after making the only film she will ever watch again); a global basketball league that will make the NBA seem like a YMCA rec. league when held in comparison. We can just sit back, make silly ass trades, and indulge in the finest basketball there has ever been.
The only way that we can hope to reach the extreme levels success of the DBA, the "Sim League: Simulation of Everything" movie franchise, and everything else that the prophecy foretells is if Adam Collins IS and CONTINUES TO BE everyone else that has ever GMd in this league, from day one until the end. I think we should be embracing the Multi-Gate scandal and just keep on running with it until our legs are turn robotic and our pockets are lined with more pockets... Pockets made of one-zillion dollar bills and ivory buttons...
(Sorry for this randomly unorthodox post
, I'm completely wired on WAY TOO MUCH Adderall for this time at night.. err, morning (~6:00 AM AM), and needed to let out my words and ideas somewhere so that I might be able to go to bed, and it just so happened to be on here, haha.
I've been typing this on my iPad for about five-ish hours straight, so if you actually are gonna read/have actually read it all and it starts/started to make shifts towards nonsensical jibber jabber at random points, sorry, that's because of the "magical powers" you can get from the combination of lots o' sleep deprivation, ADHD meds, D5 running through my mind, and a just a wee pinch o' that night time boredom spice. I've also been sitting on my wood floor as my iPad needs to charge, so my ass feels like I just took a charge from a freight train or Boogie Cousins.
lol)
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