Jackie Moon
Former Pelicans GM
Sophomore
Posts: 281
Nov 11, 2013 18:17:55 GMT
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Post by Jackie Moon on May 19, 2012 2:26:33 GMT
Following the third straight loss to open the season, Jackie Moon has decided to have a press conference where he can take on the brutal questions of all media members present.
Jackie Moon "Ladies and Gents, I am here to answer any and every question you have about the New Orleans Hornets or my life in general. I want people to see that I am a man of the people and that I am nothing more than one of you guys, but with really good hair and a lot of money. So who's first?"
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Otis Smith
Former Rockets GM
Sophomore
Posts: 280
Dec 24, 2013 6:32:46 GMT
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Post by Otis Smith on May 19, 2012 2:33:57 GMT
Following the third straight loss to open the season, Jackie Moon has decided to have a press conference where he can take on the brutal questions of all media members present.
Jackie Moon "Ladies and Gents, I am here to answer any and every question you have about the New Orleans Hornets or my life in general. I want people to see that I am a man of the people and that I am nothing more than one of you guys, but with really good hair and a lot of money. So who's first?"
After the trade for Harden what is the direction the team going? rebuilding? vying for low playoff spot? Also now with the new ownership change will they team stay in New Orleans?
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Jackie Moon
Former Pelicans GM
Sophomore
Posts: 281
Nov 11, 2013 18:17:55 GMT
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Post by Jackie Moon on May 19, 2012 3:12:36 GMT
After the trade for Harden what is the direction the team going? rebuilding? vying for low playoff spot? Also now with the new ownership change will they team stay in New Orleans? Jackie Moon "The direction of the team depends on how they play. You sit there and tell them we are rebuilding, guess what happens? We lose games. We are vying for a championship as much this year as the last. No need to lower our expectations because the players have changed. James Harden is a player we can possibly build around. He was someone we had to snatch up when the opportunity presented himself. He reminds me a lot of Coffee Black.
The Hornets are going to stay in New Orleans as long as I have a say in what can happen for this team. Flint doesnt have an arena any longer. Trust me, I checked. "
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Otis Smith
Former Rockets GM
Sophomore
Posts: 280
Dec 24, 2013 6:32:46 GMT
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Post by Otis Smith on May 19, 2012 3:18:31 GMT
After the trade for Harden what is the direction the team going? rebuilding? vying for low playoff spot? Also now with the new ownership change will they team stay in New Orleans? Jackie Moon "The direction of the team depends on how they play. You sit there and tell them we are rebuilding, guess what happens? We lose games. We are vying for a championship as much this year as the last. No need to lower our expectations because the players have changed. James Harden is a player we can possibly build around. He was someone we had to snatch up when the opportunity presented himself. He reminds me a lot of Coffee Black.
CSN (Communist Sports Network): Will there be more upcoming trades comrades?
The Hornets are going to stay in New Orleans as long as I have a say in what can happen for this team. Flint doesnt have an arena any longer. Trust me, I checked. "
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Lucas Lutkus
Former Bobcats GM
Sophomore
Posts: 684
Jul 16, 2013 9:57:53 GMT
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Post by Lucas Lutkus on May 19, 2012 3:24:47 GMT
Is the Hornets going for Anthony Davis if the things stay bad?
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Jackie Moon
Former Pelicans GM
Sophomore
Posts: 281
Nov 11, 2013 18:17:55 GMT
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Post by Jackie Moon on May 19, 2012 3:58:55 GMT
Is the Hornets going for Anthony Davis if the things stay bad? Jackie Moon "Anthony Davis? The kid with the uni-brow? We have our eye on him but were not so sure. Vikidis had one of those eye brow things and he was a real dick. We want our team to play and put effort in, but if everything goes wrong and we do end up with the chance to take him, who knows. That Gilchrist kid and Davis have both caught our eye. We want to win though. No need to drop games purposely to increase our chances when neither of those players are a sure thing at this point and time."
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Post by thegame on May 19, 2012 4:10:57 GMT
Eric Gordon: You the man Jackie, thanks again for getting me of that joke of a franchise you call New Orleans. David Stern brought me there, but Jackie Moon got me out. Btw since i owe you one for getting me out, Kaman is banging your wife.
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Jackie Moon
Former Pelicans GM
Sophomore
Posts: 281
Nov 11, 2013 18:17:55 GMT
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Post by Jackie Moon on May 20, 2012 3:06:19 GMT
Jackie Moon "GORDON! Hows that bum knee of yours? Hope it gets you a decent amount of money when your contract is up. Several teams must be vying for a one legged player like yourself. And from the looks of it, you went from a franchise with terrible history to one that has arguably worse history. Who would have thought, huh? My wife and Kaman? Nah. My wife at least has enough pride to sleep with a player that starts. Emeka, I could see. Kaman? Not so much. "
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Post by thegame on May 20, 2012 3:21:30 GMT
EG:Jackie my man, the knee was healthy all year, I literally got paid to sit on the bench. History or not at least I will be save and don't have to worry about hurricanes or anything. Plus the women in Toronto are way better than the ones in New Orleans.
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JJ Savage
Founding OKC Thunder GM
Rookie
Posts: 111
Mar 18, 2014 14:23:29 GMT
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Post by JJ Savage on May 20, 2012 22:30:24 GMT
Jackie, If attendence starts to slip...will you wrestle a live bear to get some butts in the seats? For one night only?
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Post by thegame on May 20, 2012 22:36:52 GMT
Rc Buford : If attendance does slip, I will send Mr Gordon down to New Orleans to fight Jackie Moon. That way the franchise can stay in New Orleans, and Jackie Moon gets an ass kicking in the process.
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Post by Rubén Magnano on May 28, 2012 15:56:38 GMT
Bobcats Assistant: Jackie, Do you have some used car you want to exchange for Matt Carroll?
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Post by Rubén Magnano on May 29, 2012 5:21:43 GMT
Jackie, how do you feel about the amount of views in your VEVO video clip? Did you expect more than 17.843 views? Do you hate Justin Bieber?
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