Kevin Hollis
Former Thunder GM for 7 years
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Post by Kevin Hollis on Dec 27, 2018 16:43:43 GMT
Current = 82
Suggested = 78
The true definition of empty stats. Absolutely terrible on defense, lost his starting job, and is now a possible trade candidate. Worst $20M spent this off-season. Shooting career lows at 45% and 29% from three. Turning the ball over at 2.6 per game.
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Post by Mark Price on Dec 27, 2018 16:46:45 GMT
77
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Post by George Gervin on Dec 27, 2018 17:44:25 GMT
78
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Post by Jerry West on Dec 27, 2018 18:08:55 GMT
Sorry but can't support someone who only plays one side of the ball. 76
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Post by Hanamichi Sakuragi on Dec 27, 2018 22:18:30 GMT
81
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Post by Brian Scalabrine on Dec 27, 2018 22:26:40 GMT
75
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Post by Ian Noble on Dec 27, 2018 23:31:54 GMT
Can you imagine how frustrating life must be for Jabari Parker? 2014 - You're on pace to become Rookie of the Year, you tear your ACL.
2015 - After rehabilitating you spend the first half of your sophomore season as an afterthought in Jason Kidd's vomitous offense, but post-All-Star Break put up 19/6/2 on fairly decent splits despite this handicap.
2016 - You improve in your third season, averaging 20/6/3. You're really starting to show how good you are. You tear your ACL for a second time!!
2017 - Who comes back from two ACL tears? Jabari Parker does. Straight into the final death throes of Jason Kidd's shitty coaching career in Milwaukee. You get a D5 ratings decrease after only 20 games despite putting up 17/7/3 whenever you're given 30 minutes of gametime.
2018 - Milwaukee releases Jabari at exactly the same time they finally fire cockface Jason Kidd and replace him with an offensive mastermind, Mike Budenholzer, who would've been an absolutely perfect coach for Jabari.
2019 - Jabari's hometown Bulls sign him! He's come home! All he has to do is prove himself to get an extension next season and find a place within the Bulls organisation long-term. In the last 9 games of Fred Hoiberg's coaching stint with the Bulls Jabari averages 20/9/3, he's in a real tandem with Zach LaVine with a coach who finally features him in the offense! The Bulls fire Fred Hoiberg and hire Jim Boylen, who is so bad that the youngest team in the league somehow come together and try to stage a coup and get rid of him. Boylen literally cuts Jabari from the rotation instantly, before a single game is even played. Literally every single /r/nba poster ignores the fact that Jabari kicks ass when he's given half a chance by chanting, as if religiously, the repetitive and all-encompassing mantra: bUt mUh dEfEnsE. I guess if he continues to get screwed like this it'll at least be cheap to re-sign him and keep waiting. |
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Post by Brian Scalabrine on Dec 28, 2018 0:19:11 GMT
All I will say is that every season Jabari's team has been better with him off the floor. Every single year
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Post by Jared Montini on Dec 28, 2018 7:27:50 GMT
76
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Post by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar on Dec 28, 2018 8:16:58 GMT
77 ^^
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Post by Jeremiah Hill on Dec 28, 2018 12:44:30 GMT
76, he's never been good enough on offense to justify how bad he is on defense. And now he's literally worse on offense than guys like Marcjs Smart and the like.
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Post by Andrei Kirilenko on Jan 6, 2019 15:00:01 GMT
Thread closed after 9 votes. New rating = 77
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