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Charles Barkley

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Jul 12, 2022 4:24:50 GMT

Houston Rockets Feb 11, 2014 4:50:25 GMT

Post by Charles Barkley on Feb 11, 2014 4:50:25 GMT

Houston Rockets Press Release

In a stunning turn of events, the Houston Rockets have fired their current GM and have chosen to replace him with 11 time All-Star and 0 time NBA Champion, Charles Barkley.

The Round Mound of Rebound has chosen to leave behind Ernie and Kenny at the TNT Analyst desk and move into the comfy confines of the Houston Rockets Front Office. He's known for countlessly rebuilding his turrible golf swing as well as an NBA MVP. If Sir Charles is half as good an analyst as he is a general manager, the Rockets won't turn out to be "just turrible Ernie, just turrible."

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Ian Noble

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Sept 25, 2023 21:11:38 GMT

Houston Rockets Feb 11, 2014 9:45:05 GMT

Post by Ian Noble on Feb 11, 2014 9:45:05 GMT

Your IP says you're from Cortland, Ohio. I live in the UK but I have a good friend from Cortland

The Rockets are yours! Welcome to the league!

A warning: You may suddenly have lots of GMs messaging with trade offers, now that you've joined. Just remember to take your time, Dynasty Five is a league that's been around for many years now, try not to jump at the first offer and make sure you know your team's direction (ie. rebuilding, pushing for championship contention) before carrying out any plans. New GMs must wait one week before submitting any trades.

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Please also ensure you fulfil the General Manager minimum requirements.

Welcome to the league! May your reign be long and prosperous!

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