Crime Families of Dynasty Five
May 29, 2020 15:18:31 GMT
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Post by Ian Noble on May 29, 2020 15:18:31 GMT
Crime Families of Dynasty Five
I sent a trade offer to George Gervin earlier, one hour later I've got sonofabitch Andrei Kirilenko asking me how I managed to be making such an offer because these two reprobates know each other in real life and collude on every damn thing
So who are the known crime families conducting backroom deals across Dynasty Five?
The Kings of Ohio
The Barber Disapora
The Sakuragi Shogunate
The Manila Collective
If anyone else knows of any real-life friends who conduct nefarious activities in these here forums please don't hesitate to give them up to the proper authorities in the form of a reply to this thread.
I sent a trade offer to George Gervin earlier, one hour later I've got sonofabitch Andrei Kirilenko asking me how I managed to be making such an offer because these two reprobates know each other in real life and collude on every damn thing
So who are the known crime families conducting backroom deals across Dynasty Five?
The Kings of Ohio
LA Lakers
Memphis Grizzlies
Oklahoma City Thunder
Starting with Jeremiah Hill and Charles Barkley who both joined together back in February 2014, this crime syndicate recently expanded to include new Lakers GM Mark Price, who Chuck now assists because he was fired from his long-term role with the Rockets for making too many GMs swim with the fishes. Whether or not they're really a crime family might be debatable though considering Chuck and Jeremiah seem to have drifted a little from what I can see... awkward much? All these boys conduct their criminal enterprises from Ohio.
edit: Include Kevin Hollis in this den of thieves.
The Barber Disapora
Brooklyn Nets
San Antonio Spurs
Detroit Pistons
Houston Rockets
Scattered around the world but connected via end-to-end encryption these guys are as thick as thieves. Starting with long-time GM Andrei Kirilenko this group expanded gradually over time to first include Pistons GM Chauncey Billups in July 2017, followed by George Gervin in early 2018 and then Tom Izzo took the helm in Houston as recently as January 2020. Watch your back because these guys got some place to be, and that place is the D5 championship at any cost.
The Sakuragi Shogunate
Cleveland Cavaliers
Washington Wizards
Believe it or not Hanamichi Sakuragi and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar have been brothers since they were born, and you can tell they're not the same brother using two different accounts because one is a very vocal and grumpy guy whilst the other one never posts Sakuragi recently expressed the maybe-slightly-controversial viewpoint in Shoutbox that drug dealers should be shot dead, so the likelihood here is he is both employed in full time law enforcement whilst receiving kickbacks from the mob in the form of suspiciously lucky draft picks. Both bros hearken from the Philippines.
The Manila Collective
Dallas Mavericks
Philadelphia 76ers
Miami Heat
These cats have been D5 GMs forever and anon, and they've even got an insider on the Trade Committee mixing up deals and corrupting officials left and right. It's ok though because Allen Iverson, Danny Longley and Shaquille O'Neal once went through the humiliating procedure of sending me criminal evidence, in the form of a photo of the three of them, holding up signs with their GM names written on them As great as it would be to still have this photo I can't find it any more and I probably shouldn't post it anyway
If anyone else knows of any real-life friends who conduct nefarious activities in these here forums please don't hesitate to give them up to the proper authorities in the form of a reply to this thread.