It feels weird to make predictions for something that's literally just a lottery. So I'll predict what that one conspiracy theory guy we all know will say about how it's all rigged. No matter who wins there's always a theory right? Shout out to
Magic Johnson .
Phoenix Suns: Of course the Phoenix Suns won, their team is garbage and DeAndre Ayton went to Arizona. Clearly rigged to keep the top guy in the same market. Just like Lebron and the Cavs and Derrick Rose and the Bulls. The NBA does this shit all the time.
Memphis Grizzlies: This shit was rigged for the Grizzlies. They're a small market team that sucks now. They clearly can't survive without having a competitive team and Adam Silver knows it. What a bitch.
Dallas Mavericks: That asshole Mark Cuban paid off Adam Silver for this one. His team is finally bad now that Dirk is old as dirt, so he just buys the first overall pick. I can't believe this douchebag.
Atlanta Hawks: So dumb. This was clearly a deal with the league for the Hawks to blow up they're team so they would stop challenging LeBron, and in return they got this pick. Is there anything the NBA won't do for LeBitch?
Orlando Magic: Of course the most irrelevant fucking team in the NBA won the lottery, for the fourth time too!. Orlando is a shitty failing franchise that has to be propped up by the league!
Chicago Bulls: This is stupid, the Bulls team falls apart and then they immediately win the lottery? The same handful of franchises get such obvious favouratism from the league. Ridiculous!
Sacramento Kings: Fucking rigged! Silver knows how dumb this organization is. They're making fools of the rest of the NBA. Obviously they had to give them the #1 pick so they'll stop being so shit.
Brooklyn Nets: This fucking mobbed up league. I swear to god Mikhail Prokhorov just got some of his Russian buddies in a room with Adam Silver and they made some shady deals. I bet they decided on the point spread with the refs for the finals at the same time too!
New York Knicks: Fucking David Stern back from the grave to rig the lottery for the Knicks
again!
Los Angeles Lakers: Don't even get me started. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! The Lakers win the lottery!? Bullshit!
Charlotte Hornets: Gotta keep Michael Jordan happy right? Just another shady backroom deal between MJ and the League to keep his image looking good. Can't have it seem like MJ is a bad executive. First the "retirement" and now this...
Detroit Pistons: Everybody know Stan Van Gundy fucked Adam Silver's wife. This shit was rigged for them in return for the Pistons firing him. So obvious. Did they think we wouldn't notice?
Los Angeles Clippers: What bullshit! First the league rigs the move to send Chris Paul to the Clippers, and now that they lost him they just so happen to win the lottery? Unbelievable. They're just pushing this shitty second LA franchise so hard.
Denver Nuggets: Clearly this is payback for the NBA's shitty playoff system where a team that would've been the 6th seed in the east doesn't even make the playoffs. The Nuggets were ready to revolt because this shit keeps happening to them. This just keeps them happy.