Spencer Dinwiddie will join the Memphis Grizzlies. He has agreed to a 3 year contract worth $4,038,281. The final year is a team option
Year 1: $1,250,000 Year 2: $1,343,750 Year 3: $1,444,531 (TO)
Spencer decided on Memphis despite having multiple max contract offers. In our first player/agent meeting he specifically told me, "I want to go to Memphis. I want to fuck that Carrie Underwood chick. Country music is straight fire and that girl's tits are magical." No matter how many times I tried to convince him to sign one of his max offers he wouldn't do it. He only wanted to go to the Grizzlies and this is all they would offer.
So Spencer is off to Memphis to fulfill his dream of fucking Carrie Underwood. Wish him luck, and make sure you don't mention that Carrie lives in Nashville, and not Memphis.
Karl Towns has offered to take road trips and wingman for Spencer on 3 day home breaks.
Personal Rating System so you know where I'm coming from. Superstars 90+ All-Star 85-89 Great Starters 81-84 Starter Caliber 79-80 Good Bench Guys 77-78 3pt Specialist type guys 75-76 Prospects/End of the Bench 69-74
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